But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
