Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
