just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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