At least make sure they are 18
Why
Soap is not a condiment
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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