I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Randomize
