i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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