Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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