I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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