yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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