Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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