Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
It's just like the Real World with babies
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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