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what?
penguin condom
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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