I just made out with a guy for $7.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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