there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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