no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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