I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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