It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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