babies were throwing up all over the place
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize