Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize