come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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