Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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