if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
