i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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