this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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