I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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