Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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