We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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