My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Randomize
