Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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