im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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