I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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