I hate all girls vehemently.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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