White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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