WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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