So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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