You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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