I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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