Are we in a gay sports bar?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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