just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
don't judge my taste in strippers
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
