Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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