I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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