We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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