Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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