K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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