She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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