Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Actions speak louder than pants.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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