But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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