dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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