Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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