you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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