I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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