I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
did i walk over a car last night?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
