I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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