new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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